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Five Good Reasons Not to Vote for Scott Brown

Five good reasons not to vote for Scott Brown, based on the “issues” page of his web site:

1. Scott Brown plagiarizes his son’s social studies papers: “America is a great country but we also have some challenges that we need to solve if we’re going to remain the world’s superpower.”

2. Scott Brown does not know what a colon is for: “I want to ensure that we leave them an America that is financially stronger and independent: minus a national debt that we can never repay.”

3. Scott Brown needlessly capitalizes important words as if he were writing the Declaration of Independence: “Our Government should have the ability to impose the death penalty in cases where it is justified.”

4. Scott Brown either does not know what “elders” means or is in bed with the shaman lobby: “[Health care legislation] will raise taxes, increase government spending and lower the quality of care, especially for elders on Medicare.”

5. Scott Brown is wrong on basic comma usage: “I have been a vigorous supporter of legislation providing benefits to returning service members, as well as, benefits for the families of those killed in action.”

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